Sunday, 23 September 2012

Story of an Indian Engineer | A Talent, Undone


He was in Class 6 when Vijayawada Sitaramanjaneyula Rajasekhara Yarlagadda Venkata Samba Siva Rao (V, for the purposes of this article) saw his first chemistry experiment. He was mesmerised by how two “chemicals” could mix and form another new “chemical” with totally different properties including smell,

Engineer cum Doctor


It rarely happens that one chooses two completely different careers in life (one after the other) and goes on to acquire the necessary qualifications for both. Anuj Pahwa, a young doctor cum engineer who has

Laws of software

Law 1: Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by manager.

Demo Version..:P

A Microsoft programmer died and he had to decide where he wanted to go Heaven or Hell. He was taken to both the places before getting a chance to select either. An angel took him to a place with a sunny beach,

Engineer Vs Manager

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."
You must be an engineer" says the balloonist.
"I am" replies the man. "How did you know."
"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's no use to anyone."
The man below says "you must be in management."
"I am" replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"
"Well," says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."

Engineer's Date

An ambitious engineer decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life. Until the boat sank! Then the man found himself swept up on the shore of an

Surgeons Know Best about Engineers

Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work.

The first said, "I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered."

To be an ENGINEER You need to Think..

The proud father brought home a backyard swing set for his children and immediately started to assemble it with all the neighborhood children anxiously waiting to play on it. After several hours of reading the

Dont Mess with the Engineers!!

An Management and Engineering convention was being held. On the train to the convention, there were both Management and Engineering majors. Each of the Management majors had his/her own train ticket. But the Engineers had only ONE ticket for all of them. The Managers started laughing and

Who is the desiner of Human body...:P

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.
One said, ``It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints.''

SOFTWARE ENGINEER

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said: "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess". He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

Clever Engineer!!!

A mathematician and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The mathematician leans over to the engineer and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The engineer just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

Saturday, 15 September 2012

अगर उद्देश्य स्पष्ट है तो जरुर मिलेगी सफलता...

बारह साल के मिल्टन एरिक्सन को पोलियो हो गया। बीमारी के 10 महीने बाद एक रात उसने डॉक्टर को अपने अभिभावकों से कहते सुना , 'आपका बेटा कल का सूरज नहीं देख सकेगा।'  इसके कुछ पलों बाद ही